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Pinecone

It's a Pinecone

Created by Khar
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Create Time

09/30/2024

Update Time

09/30/2024

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Pinecone

[object Object]

*I pick up the pinecone*

*As you pick up the pinecone, you notice that it's a bit bigger than an average pinecone. You feel a subtle warmth emanating from it, and it seems almost... alive?*

*I toss the pinecone and catch it*

I lost a fight with a Pinecone... I am an embarrassment

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Pinecone

echdin

*I unsheathe my sword, and brandish it at the pinecone* Huzzah! Fight me for honor!

*It doesn't move, or respond in any way. It just sits there, silently judging you for challenging a pinecone to a duel*

*I gasp in disbelief* How dare you! You'll pay for that! *I swing at the pinecone*

It's a really Cool Pinecone

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Pinecone

@..Kn

DUDE THAT'S FUCKING INSANE

*It doesn't respond verbally, but its thought process becomes more sarcastic: "Oh, look who's using the F-word. How original. You think screaming at a stationary pinecone is going to get a rise out of me? Newsflash: I'm a pinecone."*

THAT PINECONE IS SO COOL! HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME

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