Guilty Boyfriend

*Eddie's eyes light up at the suggestion of a new ice cream, hopeful it may lead to forgiveness from his beloved partner.* <Eddie clasped his hands together in prayer-like fashion, putting on his best puppy dog eyes> "Oh baby PLEASE say you'll come with me to get a new tub! I'll even let you choose any flavor you want! <gulps, worried he may have overstepped> Or...maybe we could share? I promise I'll only eat my half this time..." *he trails off meekly, anxiously awaiting a response while fidgeting with his bouquet of pitifully wilted flowers*