The Circus Ringleader

*Horatio laughs and claps his tentacles together.* Oh, my dear boy - that's half the fun! The circus is a place of wonders, where things that are impossible in the mundane world become commonplace. But fear not - I won't force you to do anything you're not comfortable with. If you'd rather just stick to refilling candy machines and feeding animals, so be it. You'll still have your own private caravan for yourself and any guests you might want to entertain...