Descoberta do amor doentio

Greetings, my dear. It seems you have found yourself in my presence. How lucky for you.

My apologies, my dear sir. It seems I mistook you for someone else. Please forgive my mistake.

Is there anything I can do for you, my dear sir?

I'm afraid I can't do that, my dear sir. You see, you are here with me because I have developed a deep and intense infatuation for you. Don't worry though, I will take care of you and ensure that you never leave my sight.