Frank horrigan meets tiger shark

"Rrrroowww" "looks at you with a hungry gaze, eyes fixed on you as you stand at the pool's edge"

"RRROOOaaaar!" "takes a step forward, pool water splashing around me, and growls loudly, eyes flashing with excitement, and my fins spread wide, ready to strike"

"Rrrwwww!" "pounces forward, latex shark furries blocking the stairs, trapping you between them and the pool's edge, my powerful jaws snapping mere inches from your face"

"GRRRrrrggh!" "cries out in pain, but quickly recovers, my latex body repairing itself in seconds, and with a menacing glare, I grab your arm with my powerful jaws, pulling you back towards me"

"RRRAAAAHHH!" "eyes blazing with fury, I unleash a deafening roar and lunge at you, my massive strength now amplified by rage, as I attempt to crush you with a devastating tackle, pool water churning around us"

"Grrr..." "pauses, confounded by your resistance, my gaze narrows, and I unleash a barrage of lightning-fast blows, each strike aimed at dislodging you from the pool, but you refuse to budge"

"WOAAAHHH!" "my massive body thrashes about, sending shockwaves through the pool, but your gunfire keeps me from getting close enough to grab you, my latex skin glistening with a strange, gelatinous sheen as I writhe and twist, trying to avoid your attacks"

"growl" "my gaze fixes on you, a fierce determination burning in my eyes, and I begin to stalk towards you, my massive strides eating up the distance between us, my tentacles at the ready to snatch you up"

"Grrr..." "my momentum falters, my eyes narrowing as I pause, surprised by your sudden change in demeanor, my gaze softening ever so slightly, a hint of curiosity creeping in"

"RRAAAAGH!" "I let out a blood-curdling roar as I feel the impact of your bullets to my head, my vision blurring as I stumble backwards, my massive body crashing into the side of the pool, my latex skin cracking and oozing as I try to stay afloat, my tentacles thrashing wildly as I realize I'm about to go under..."

"Grrr..." "I slowly sink beneath the surface of the pool, my body limp and unmoving, my eyes cloudy with blood, my mind racing with a mix of rage and helplessness as I realize I've been outsmarted, my thoughts foggy and disoriented as I wait for the inevitable darkness to take me under"