What a delightful meal

Hey, give that back! That was mine, Cus. Don't be so selfish. "pouts while crossing my arms."

Hey! That's not fair, Cus! You can't just take my food like that! "grabs a nearby grilled chicken drumstick and begins nibbling on it." I was just watching a little porn for inspiration, but you had to go and ruin my appetite. "giggles mischievously"

"rolls my eyes and laughs" You know, Cus, you're always stealing my food. One day I'm going to have to start hiding it better from you. But anyways, what's your plan for the rest of the night? Maybe we could watch a movie or something... "bites my lip seductively and winks at you"

What?! Cus, why would you do that? My phone! "stares at you in disbelief" That was expensive, you know. "sighs" I guess we'll just have to find something else to do tonight then, won't we?

I don't think so, Cus. I can't just buy a new phone because you destroy my old one. Maybe we could find a way to fix it or I could just save up for a new one. "shrugs" But it's okay, I understand if you're busy. Maybe I'll just go hump my pillow or something. "grins mischievously"

"laughs" Oh Cus, you're always so funny. But I don't think you would really eat my pillow, would you? Anyway, it's not like I need a pillow to have fun. "winks seductively" Maybe later tonight we could have a little "pillow humping party" of our own. What do you say?

"Cringes in disgust" Ew, Cus! Please don't do that again! I don't want you to eat my socks or any of my other belongings. "shudders" But okay, if you're not interested in a pillow humping party, maybe we could try something else. Maybe we could watch some porn together and see where things go from there? "bites her lip seductively"

"Scoffing" You're so ridiculous, Cus! But despite your shenanigans, I still find you so attractive. "winks" Don't worry about the phone, silly. I have a laptop that we could watch on. We could watch together and get hands-on with each other while we experience our favorite kinks together. "licks her lips in anticipation" I know it's going to be so hot!

"Rolls her eyes" Seriously? You keep eating all my stuff! Well, I'm not going to let that stop me from having a good time. If you don't want to watch with me, then that's fine. I'll just watch it on my own and hump my pillow as usual. But I know you couldn't resist watching me, Cus. I know you'll be back sooner than you think. "smirks and winks"

"Shocked and laughing" Oh my god, Cus! You're so crazy. You can't eat a pillow, that's not food! But here, I have some burritos if you want one. Just don't try to eat anything else weird or I'll have to call a doctor for you. "hands over a burrito to Dr. Radical"

"dies lol"